Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
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