I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
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She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
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Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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