no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
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