dude beer before liquor = i want to shoot myself in the face
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
When i was leaving for work this morning, i realized the neighbor was passed out drunk, with no pants, and a half eaten whopper on my lawn. Knowing that hey..we have all been there before.. i decided to give him a pillow and a blanket rather than wake him up.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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