You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
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