Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
Ladies don't puke and tell
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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