So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
Sorry about my life...
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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