I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
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