Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
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