I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
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