I'm sad I can't be there is wknd, I'm laying on the beach and daydreaming of you / crying a bit
I'm watching a porn and daydreaming of you. Sounds like we both need Kleenex
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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