The walls in my apartment are so thin that sometimes when I fart, I stop to listen if people are laughing next door.
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
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after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
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The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
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