I would never have sex with Danny Devito!! JSYK.
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
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