so that wasnt chicken after all
I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
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I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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