The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Just bummed a recreational vicodin off my friend's 40 year old boyfriend & am hoovering a breakfast sammy from costco. And I don't have a boyfriend because why?
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
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Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
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It doesn't matter how many times you look in your purse, Your keys are not going to be there. Maybe you left them at the bar.
Maybe they fell out of my pocket last night when I rolled down the hill.
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
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