Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
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