i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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