What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
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I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
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I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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