Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
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I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
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My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
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