glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
I showed up drunk and covered in glitter, smelling like stale booze and dirty stripper and my younger brother gave thanks his life wasn’t a shitshow like mine
That’s how my thanksgiving went
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