i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
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