we're blogging at a bar
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
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