You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
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well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
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The uberlube is also flammable
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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