I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
No subtext here. People are naked.
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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