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can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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