that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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