her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
i think my cat just said my name.
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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