Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
Breakfast is bomb, yo. McDonald's before ten thirty is like Katie Holmes before Tom Cruise.
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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