why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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