U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
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