I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
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Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
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I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
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