May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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