Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
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