dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
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Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
whose ass print is on the piano?
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
Send help, water and tortillas.
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He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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