I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
In Vegas, have spent the last 48 hours wearing a viking helmet and fanny pack. I consider this to be a career high since drinking is my career
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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