just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
So I'm drunk playing pool in a bar with a guy I arrested last week for a DUI...if he recognizes me, shit's gonna get real.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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