We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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