thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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