Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
We're like a lot better than the average bears
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
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