There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
Randomize
