I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
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There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
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There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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