dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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