so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
I just gift wrapped bread.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
Randomize
