absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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