Hey man sorry I got all grabby
I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
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She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
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My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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