he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
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They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
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She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
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U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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