he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
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Less talking, more tequila
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
Using mass transit when I'm hungover makes me feel like I missed my calling as a serial killer
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
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His crazy is a thing to be cherished
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
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Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
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