SEEEEXXX PLEASE
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
Had to use Google translator to be able to tell the cleaning lady not to throw away the condoms we have strategically placed throughout the house.
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
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