That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
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there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
I was just wished a Happy Valentine's Day by the (Mexican) Chinese food delivery guy. I've never had clearer "get your life together" message than that.
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
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You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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