even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
We're in ER. He's high on morphine and I'm drunk. Gonna score some bed pans for jello shots.
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
I think we might need a safe word for this...
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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