so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
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thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
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Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
is that a dick in a sweater?
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
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