Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
If it wasnt for my iphone and loopt, I would still be wandering the streets in a drunken stooper. Thanks Steve Jobs.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
If its not for food we ain't going out.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
Randomize
