I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
Your penis caused this!
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