I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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