just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
Randomize
