There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
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