Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
These 25 People Had Very Inappropriate Sexual Relations(hips)
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
These 31 People Are Lazier Than You Could Ever Imagine
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"