everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
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so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
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