in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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