she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
So gin and wine won't be happening again
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
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I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
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I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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