I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
And then the night went full on bisexual.
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
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