gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
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Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
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It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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