her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
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